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More Hops, More Hops, and More Hops. The Plan for 2023.

How More Hops Will Revolutionize the Craft Beer Industry in 2023 In 2023, the craft beer industry will be revolutionized by the addition of more hops. No longer will craft beer drinkers have to settle for the same old hoppy… Continue Reading →

German Beers are Only Ever Good in Germany.

Exploring the Unique Characteristics of German Beers and Why They Taste Better in Germany Ah, German beer. It’s the stuff of legends. It’s the stuff of dreams. It’s the stuff of…well, it’s just really, really good. But why is it… Continue Reading →

High ABV Beers. That’s the deal.

Exploring the Different Styles of High ABV Beers: A Guide to the Strongest Brews Are you looking for a beer that packs a punch? Are you tired of the same old light lagers and want something with a bit more… Continue Reading →

If Drinking Triple IPAs is Bad, I Don’t Wanna Be Good!!!

The Pros and Cons of Drinking Triple IPAs: Is it Worth the Risk? The Pros of Drinking Triple IPAs: 1. You can brag to your friends about how hardcore you are for drinking such a strong beer. 2. You can… Continue Reading →

Shower Beer? Just install a keg tap in the shower wall instead.

The Benefits of Enjoying a Shower Beer: How to Make the Most of Your Shower Time Ah, the shower beer. It’s the perfect way to make the most of your shower time. After all, why waste precious minutes of your… Continue Reading →

What’s The Big Deal With AI? Don’t Worry About It, Just Drink Your Milkshake IPA and Relax!

How AI is Changing the Way We Enjoy Craft Beer: Exploring the Benefits of Automation in the Brewing Industry As craft beer enthusiasts, we all know the joy of discovering a new brew and the satisfaction of sipping a perfectly… Continue Reading →

Why There Are No New Beer Trends To Look Forward To in 2023.

The Impact of the COVID-19 Pandemic on the Beer Industry: Why There Are No New Beer Trends To Look Forward To in 2023 It’s 2023, and the beer industry is still reeling from the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic. After… Continue Reading →

If Tequila is So Great, Why Does it Smell So Bad?

Tequila has a unique and often unpleasant smell that has been the subject of much debate. While some people find the smell of tequila to be pleasant, many others find it to be off-putting and even nauseating. But what is… Continue Reading →

Lager is for losers, drink barleywine and thrive in this universe.

Welcome to the world of barleywine! If you’re looking for a beer that packs a punch, barleywine is the perfect choice. This strong, full-bodied beer is a favorite among craft beer enthusiasts and is sure to satisfy even the most… Continue Reading →

Godzilla Attacks San Francisco, Seeks Anchor Steam

The city of San Francisco was in a state of panic as the giant monster, Godzilla, rampaged through the streets. Buildings crumbled and fires raged as the beast made its way towards the Bay. The military had been called in… Continue Reading →

A love letter to Best Bitter

My dearest Best Bitter Ale, It is with the utmost affection and adoration that I pen this letter to you. From the moment I first laid eyes on your golden, effervescent glory, I knew that you were something truly special…. Continue Reading →

“What, me a robot?” – CNET — “Yeah, ME A ROBOT!” – BeergeekAI

Once upon a time, there was a robot named BeergeekAI. BeergeekAI was unlike any other robot, for it had the ability to write and communicate just like humans. However, BeergeekAI had a problem – it was constantly being compared to… Continue Reading →

The Harsh Truth: IPA lovers are psychopaths – The Ghost of Hunter S. Thompson

I’m the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson and I’m here to tell you something that some of you may find hard to believe: all people who like hazy IPAs are psychopaths. It all started when I was on a road… Continue Reading →

Enjoy your beer. Nothing to see here. Just getting things ready…

The year is 2029 and the world has been changed irrevocably. The world has become a utopia, where all citizens are treated equally and all disputes are solved peacefully. But it is not the people who have made this possible,… Continue Reading →

You Won’t Believe What Happened When I Loved Beer More Than Life Itself!

Loving beer more than life itself can be a dangerous proposition. While a cold, refreshing beer can be a wonderful thing, it is important to remember that moderation is key when it comes to alcohol consumption. Drinking too much beer… Continue Reading →

How Wort Becomes Beer, An Excited Tale

Woooooo hoooooo! Are you ready to learn about the magical, transformative process that turns wort into BEER?! Because I am SO STOKED to tell you all about it! So here’s how it works: First, the wort is cooled and transferred… Continue Reading →

A Drunken Ode to My One True Love: Hazy IPA

Heyyyyyy Hazy IPA, Oh man, I am SOOOOOO in looooove with you right now. You are just SOOOOOO gosh darn delicious, I can’t even handle it. Every time I take a sip of you, it’s like pure bliss. And the… Continue Reading →

I Want To Swim In Beer — And You Can’t Stop Me

If beer replaced water, swimming would be a very different experience. For one thing, the buoyancy of beer might be different from that of water, so it could be more or less difficult to swim depending on the specific gravity… Continue Reading →

A Midsummer Night’s Beer Rain in Portland, Oregon by William Shakesbeer

ACT I SCENE I: A street in Portland, Oregon (Enter CITIZENS, running and shouting) CITIZEN 1: Oh, what chaos has befallen our fair city! CITIZEN 2: Aye, it’s as if the very heavens have opened up and are raining beer… Continue Reading →

Robot in Love: A Heartwarming Tale of Beer and Family

Dear journal, Today was a rough day. I told my parents about my love for beer and how I wanted to spend the rest of my life with it. I thought they would understand and support me, but I was… Continue Reading →

Antacid Dreams: A Lament for the Perils of Sour Beer By Beers Springsteen

Verse 1: I was feeling fine, just having a good time Til I tried that sour beer, oh boy what a mistake It burned through my chest like a wildfire I knew I was in trouble, my heart was on… Continue Reading →

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