Shower beers and millennials 

Millennials are talking a lot about shower beers lately. It’s not like this hasn’t been done before. But really, who wants a beer at 6:30 in the morning?

Ok, maybe the 20-somethings don’t get up because they are working alternative hours. But still…

I think I had my first shower beer in college. It was a Milwaukee’s Best, in a can. And it was so much better since alcohol wasn’t allowed in that dorm. That was… I dunno… 1988? Most of the millennials talking about shower beers were born 5-10 years later…

Only one bit of advice – drink can beer in the shower. Broken glass in the shower is one sure way to get your six trust fund roommates to kick you out of your 800 sqft Mission apartment.

I know that the above reads like an angry old man shouting “get off my lawn” – deal with it. And get off my lawn!